I was caught up in his mystique. The British name. The colorful outfits. The enormous shoes and glasses. But I had never actually seen him. I had never heard him perform or speak. My obsession needed satisfaction, and tonight was the night.
Thomas was sitting at the piano. He stopped there briefly to play a song before heading out with some friends to go bowling. Some kids waste a few minutes watching TV. Others waste it playing video games. Thomas does both of those things. But the thing he does best is play and sing.
Some are calling it “revisionist history.” Others are calling it “way past due.” Regardless, the NFL announced today that it is conducting an official review of the play known as “The Immaculate Reception.”
In a move designed to remove the human element and gain complete control of all facets of the game and its outcomes, the NFL announced Monday that all rosters and officiating crews will now be comprised solely of league-controlled robots.